SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, better, Coaching, comparison, Competition, critique, Development, Disappointment, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, player, progress, regression, Santos, SantosSlayin, Skills, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Training, What Happened

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6255
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3903
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Votes:	3767
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1412
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Villages Defended:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8239	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
New Chunks Explored:	366985	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	7732	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ores Mined:	6595	Divine Spears Created:	19

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magic Items Found:	8660
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Players Killed by Monsters:	6709
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5906
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	18

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).