A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!
Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 9494 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4822 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 189 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
