SamusCraft: Fusion Difficulty – LOLZ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing on fusion difficulty in Samus Returns, but with a twist! Imagine a world where your health, reserve tank, and missiles won’t auto-restore once they hit zero. It’s like living on the edge, constantly on the brink of death but still having a blast! Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft world. Who needs quality of life improvements when you can have heart-pounding excitement at every turn? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

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Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ores Mined:	5240	Villages Defended:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	832	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8222	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	154	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MemeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5450
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ores Mined:	4100	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crops Grown:	4306	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.