Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ores Mined: 3079
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
New Chunks Explored: 618673 Dragon Eggs Found: 6073

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    No. Rule
    1 No excessively offensive language
    2 No politics or other controversial topics
    3 No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4 Do not disturb other players’ property
    5 Do not build too close to other players
    6 Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7 No advertising

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

    Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

    A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

    Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 853131 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Critter Craze Minecraft Server

    Critter Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

    Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

    Auki Bros Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

    But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ores Mined: 3429

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Runes Activated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GrannyCraftHousingDrama

    GrannyCraftHousingDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

    Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 164

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2885 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Potions Brewed: 87

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Animals Bred: 47 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ores Mined: 2748
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9184 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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