SadCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SnackCraftForeignGoods

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring snacks in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world of exotic and foreign foods that will blow your mind (and taste buds) away!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual marketplace, filled with vendors selling everything from spicy Cheetos from Mexico to matcha Kit Kats from Japan. But be careful, because rumor has it there’s a secret vendor who sells enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare and valuable snacks guarded by a fierce army of snack-loving zombies. Defeat them and claim your delicious rewards!

So why settle for boring old Minecraft snacks when you can join our server and feast on the most outrageous and delicious treats from around the world? Join now and let the snacking adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4139
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	69	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	183	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	8469	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	3684
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBlueBalls

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	77903	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

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LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

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LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1616	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.