SadCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Potions Brewed:	97
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4687	Divine Spears Created:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	6452
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1581	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	8188
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	7727
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2155
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.