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NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Mines Excavated:	2898
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6760
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	79699
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	697

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mines Excavated:	1904
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	150
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchantments Applied:	145
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1926
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2