SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Divine Spears Created:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	5365
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143362	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2469	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Farms Harvested:	528

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5056	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9870	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5761	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ores Mined:	5525
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2