Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 800 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!
Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
