Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235 Dragon Eggs Found: 1423

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 5650
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6978 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Potions Brewed: 69
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 1321
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3294 Mines Excavated: 4044
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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