Royal Troops | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	165
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Star Shards Collected:	54

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Farms Harvested:	182	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LottoLlamaCraft

Best Friend, big win, celebration, dream come true, exciting news, family member, financial freedom, Gratitude, life changing, life-altering, lottery jackpot, lotto winner, LottoLlamaCraft, lucky day, sharing the news, spreading joy, sudden wealth, telling loved ones, thrilling moment, unexpected windfall, winning ticket

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Towns Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

back from the brink, bald, bird conservation, bird conservation efforts, bird conservation initiatives., bird conservation programs, bird conservation success, bird habitat restoration, bird migration, bird population recovery, bird protection, bird rehabilitation, bird species, bird species recovery, BRINK, conservation success, Endangered species, environmental success, Ibis, nature conservation, Northern, Northern bald ibis, Revival, wildlife protection

hEy yOu! yEs yOu! wAnNa jOiN tHe mOsT ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR?! wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, oN tHiS sErVeR wE hAvE nOrThErN bAlD iBiSeS bAcK fRoM tHe bRiNk oF eXtInCtIoN! yOu cAn hAnG oUt wItH tHeSe cOoL bIrDs aNd bUiLd yOuR oWn cItY fOr tHeM tO lIvE iN! aNd iF yOu dOn’T lIkE bIrDs, wE hAvE tAlKiNg cArRoTs aNd dAnCiNg pIgS tOo! cOmE jOiN uS fOr aN aBsOlUtElY cRaZy tImE, yOu wOn’T rEgReT iT!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	926	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

addiction, addiction recovery, African American, black guy, Cigarette, discrimination, guy, lung cancer, Minecraft, Minority, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, Race, smoking, smoking behavior, smoking cessation, smp, Social Issues, stereotype, tobacco, tobacco industry, unhealthy habit

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Potions Brewed:	57	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCravings

beloved foods, best bites, comfort food, CraftyCravings, culinary delights, delicious dishes, dining favorites, favorite flavors, Favorite Food, food choices, food preferences, go-to meals, gourmet cuisine, mouth-watering meals, preferred cuisines, preferred delicacies, preferred dishes, tasty treats, top dishes, top food picks, ultimate food choices

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7077	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, High Elf, jerk off, Kinky, mature content, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty talk, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Roleplaying, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Void Gems Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4