RoonedCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to unimaginable riches! Our virtual economy is so booming, even Bill Gates would be jealous. Say goodbye to your real-life money problems and hello to endless virtual wealth!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have tea parties with creepers. Our pixelated world is filled with endless adventures and surprises around every corner. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the game and leave all your financial woes behind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1639	Potions Brewed:	155
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3058
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6801	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.