Roguium | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4778	Potions Brewed:	106
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	9764	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7508	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	141928	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3729

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	912800	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	3903	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8393
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	2853
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

Players:	96/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Votes:	8792	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	1051
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3