Rockhammer prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Star Shards Collected:	90	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1692
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3091	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	686	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5968	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3662	Magic Items Found:	6241

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	152
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4235	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7932	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5