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Players: 97/900 Votes: 4698
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!

ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!

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  • Conquest [smp]

    Conquest [smp]
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5910
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Conquest SMP
    Version 1.21
    Features Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
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    Overview

    Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

    FAQ

    What is Slimefun?

    Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

    How do backpack upgrades work?

    Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

    What are custom enchantments?

    Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

    Can I automate tasks on the server?

    Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

    What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

    The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

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  • Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

    Enchanted Isles 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4927
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

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  • SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

    SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8381
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 365 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

    Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

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  • 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

    30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Animals Bred: 172

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • CraftyTimeTraveler

    CraftyTimeTraveler
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7949
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2495 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

    3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

    So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • SnowyNakedTorture

    SnowyNakedTorture
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5865
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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  • Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

    Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1608
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

    You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

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  • Whispering Creeper Hideout

    Whispering Creeper Hideout
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

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  • CraftyAssholeLand

    CraftyAssholeLand
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 846
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8646
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

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  • EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

    EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6419
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

    also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

    oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

    so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

    BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

    We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

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  • Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

    Perceive the Vast 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5840
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 New Chunks Explored: 764530
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

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  • DormRoomDefense

    DormRoomDefense
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6917
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

    With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

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  • Monkeypox Madness Server

    Monkeypox Madness Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

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