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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1169 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
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