RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	5875
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Potions Brewed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6456
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1093

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	8899
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	4868	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	3393	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	58
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!