Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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