Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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