OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Astral Projections Made: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6541 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8597 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Potions Brewed: 128
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 49 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Farms Harvested: 175
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7115 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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