Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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