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Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	234
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1054	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	8562
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8588

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	129
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Animals Bred:	167
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6330
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	5845
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6286	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1