come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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