RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FutaLoliCraft – Build, Explore, and LOL in Our Trendy Minecraft Server! #Trendy #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Do you want a server that will make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the futa loli of servers – confusing, unexpected, and totally bonkers!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs dressed as ninjas, fighting off zombie chickens with laser swords, and building a giant toilet as your fortress (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are dancing to K-pop music!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also get to meet the legendary Unicorn Pig, who farts rainbows and grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more tacos). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the futa loli madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Amethyst Abyss

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Amethyst Abyss is a new economy survival server created late March 2024 with the goal of creating a balanced and active economy. Run your own shops, join auctions, and claim your land. Explore easily with a Dynmap, level up your skills with McMMO, collect powerful Custom Enchantments, and store your loot in upgradable Ender Chests. Our server features Geyser/Floodgate and ViaBackwards, allowing you to play with your friends regardless of what version they play on!

New Items, Enchantments and Plugins are added everyday, so expect many new changes and features, we accept suggestions in the Discord.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beacoland Survival VS Hypixel

Survival, Vanilla

Hypixel	Beacoland Survival
Large player base	Friendly 18+ community
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Hermitcraft-like survival experience
Ability to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades	Anti-grief/stealing measures in place
Active staff and continuous updates	No plugins affecting gameplay
High server performance and stability	Builds and items are safe with CoreProtect

Frequently Asked Questions

Are there minigames available on the server?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and activities for players to enjoy.
What age group is the community targeted towards?	Beacoland Survival caters to a friendly 18+ community.
Can players purchase ranks or cosmetic upgrades?	Hypixel allows players to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing?	Beacoland Survival has anti-grief/stealing measures implemented to protect players’ builds and items.
Is there active staff and regular updates on the server?	Hypixel has active staff members and continuously updates the server with new content and features.
How secure are builds and items on the server?	Beacoland Survival uses CoreProtect to ensure that builds and items are safe from any harm.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1059	Zombie Dances:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyFootFrenzy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your foot fetish needs? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things female feet! Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can marvel at pixelated toes and trade rare foot pics with other players. Our spawn point is a giant foot-shaped castle where you can worship the almighty Foot Queen and her loyal subjects. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a sprawling kingdom dedicated to the art of foot worship – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Star Shards Collected:	194	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hikatsu Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft Server that is basically Survival? What?!? This is basically what it is. This Minecraft server is basically just Classic Survival in Minecraft Version 1.12.4. It is designed simply as a place to just hang out and build. It has the Essentials Plugin to make travel and teleport more accessible, otherwise it is just a basic Minecraft Community server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MinecraftMania: BVLLsUnleashed

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Welcome to The BVLLs of Asia! This server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us and experience epic battles against hordes of zombie pandas and skeleton samurais. Ride into battle on a giant flying dragon made of pure diamond!

Our staff are like ninja moderators, always ready to help you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures. Need help fighting off a gang of angry llamas? We’ve got your back!

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events, like the annual Enderman Fashion Show and the legendary Potato Olympics.

So what are you waiting for? Join The BVLLs of Asia today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8285
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MosoloGrief Minecraft server

Minecraft, MosoloGrief, Server, Server vulture, Survival, Vulture

Server vulture, survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	723213	Enchantments Applied:	81
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoobCraft Central – where everyone’s a beginner! #MinecraftMadness #NoobLife #NewbieZone

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the Sisters on this server. Legend has it they are a group of mystical players who can summon rainbows from their fingertips and build entire castles in the blink of an eye. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of them flying around on diamond unicorns, spreading happiness and sparkles wherever they go. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to witness the Sisters in action!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	3887
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

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Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	6203	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Void Gems Collected:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!