RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	320495
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	872	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	1208	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Gems Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	2673	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	948	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineNSFWSecretCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.

Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	85	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!

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so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Niche Nerd Club

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got secret knowledge that 90% of da world don’t even know about. u gonna feel like a genius among a bunch of clueless noobs. we got hidden treasures, secret passageways, and unicorns that poop diamonds. u gonna be like da chosen one, da Harry Potter of Minecraft. so come on, join us and be part of da elite 10% who know what’s really going on in dis crazy world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!