so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 238664
    Chimeras Created: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 571 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 798
    Magic Items Found: 7634 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Gods Slained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 7482
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 270
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SuperCrafters United

    SuperCrafters United
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1369 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Farms Harvested: 483 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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