so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Towns Built: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Gods Slained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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