so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2748 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 8241
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8637 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Animals Bred: 138
    Villages Defended: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

    CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ToropetsTakedown

    ToropetsTakedown
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Justice: Death or Life

    Blocky Justice: Death or Life
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

    our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

    if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

    come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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