so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mines Excavated: 3293

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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