Revival Pvp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	New Chunks Explored:	998202
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4718	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	7292
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7423	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Buildings Constructed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	191	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0