Griefer server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4256 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 6545 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.
Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3295 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 856902 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 880 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!
But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!
Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.
So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4974 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!
But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
