Griefer server!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?
But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.
Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!
So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 176 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7915 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4939 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 107 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
