Griefer server!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!
So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6368 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!
So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7085 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2184 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.
Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.
And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.
But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 258 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.
So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!
In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.
But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.
And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 294477 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3023 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
