Respawn Roulette | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	4128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2961	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	927731

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3950
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8874	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8341	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Emeralds Found:	3160
Void Armor Forged:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	2746	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mines Excavated:	2507	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10