| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3241 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3623 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 25955 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4031 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6677 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2418 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2737 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 466 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6684 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4481 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4143 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7744 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5119 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Votes: | 520 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3568 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7279 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8200 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2996 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1072 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5758 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5968 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3779 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5480 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
