Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4464 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Potions Brewed: 46

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Animals Bred: 126
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/sumalak/">Server</a>

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4584 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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