RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	341402	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4117
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	660318	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	3471	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.