Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 3176
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Runes Activated: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3942 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8464 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Items Found: 8493
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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