| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 749668 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7545 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7491 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 425 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6959 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1646 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7577 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4848 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3114 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5128 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8470 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 142 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8295 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 714 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6070 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4129 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5036 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 760 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
