Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7282 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 3172
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8260 Farms Harvested: 903

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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