Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6459 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3175 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 169

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Farms Harvested: 383
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1086 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 228763
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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