Updated November 6, 2024
Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2467 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2467 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 199004 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.
Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8522 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.