RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Endure Survival

Chill, Congestion, Endure Survival, Fun, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, Minecraft, new world generation, Players, PvE, PvP, Random, Server, smp, south african, Spawn, Survival, Trapping, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new world Generation. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, the goal is to have fun. All players spawn randomly in the world at first to prevent any trapping or congestion.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!

Adventure, Ars Elemental, Custom, Discord, gamestages, HBq8pHgA6b, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MONEY, Monifactory, Monifactorying, notsogreylisted, Questbook, Server, Shadowwizardmoneygang, Store, Tech, wizards, wuxiacraft

Server Name	Minecraft Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages, questbook, in-questbook store, ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism
Server Type	Adventure/Exploration
Discord	https://discord.gg/HBq8pHgA6b

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

2. What mods are included in the custom modpack?

The custom modpack includes mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism, and more for enhanced gameplay.

3. Is there a quest system in place?

Yes, the server features a questbook and in-questbook store to provide players with goals and rewards for completing them.

4. What is the gamestage system?

The gamestage system is designed to encourage adventure and exploration by scaling difficulty and rewards based on the player’s progress.

5. What is Monifactory server?

The Monifactory server is geared towards players interested in technical gameplay, offering a different experience from the main adventure modpack server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2934	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TwinHomesNoLoan

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Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

Adversity, Challenges, coping, Development, Experience, FailCraft, Failing.., Failure, growth, humility, Insight, learning, life lessons, Overcoming, perseverance, progress, resilience, self reflection, setback, smp, success, unexpected lesson, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2484

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMinecrafters

Adaptability, career development, Communication, CraftyMinecrafters, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, learning, networking, personal development, prioritize, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, teamwork, Time management, underrated skills

Forget about learning new skills, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on boring stuff when you can join a community of players who have mastered the art of building giant banana statues and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So why bother learning a new skill when you can join us and become a master of the Minecraft universe?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well buckle up buttercup cuz u bout to have the time of ur life. we got radical islamists gathering in hamburg to call for a caliphate, like wut even is that? but hey, if u wanna be part of the action, then join our server and help them build their dream world. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next leader of the caliphate or something. come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DroneStrikeCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where players are dropping like flies from drone strikes?! That’s right, you heard me! At least 67 players have been injured in Binyamina, with 4 of them in critical condition. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you dodge drone strikes left and right while trying to build the coolest base ever. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger lurking around every corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember to watch out for those pesky drones!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	922603	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EmoteCraft – The Feelings Server

#clues, background knowledge, Body language, Communication, Emotecraft, emotional cues, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, empathy skills, facial expression, facial recognition, feelings, Human Behavior, Interpretation, nonverbal communication, Perception, Psychology, Server, social cues, Traits, Understanding

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all of a sudden, you see someone’s face in the game and you’re like, “woah, that dude looks sad.” but then, BAM! you realize that on this server, we have special powers to read emotions just from people’s faces in the game! it’s like mind-blowing, man.

but wait, there’s more! not only can you read emotions from faces, but you can also read them from the way someone builds their minecraft house. like, if someone builds a house with all pink walls and rainbow floors, you know they’re feeling super happy and excited. but if someone builds a house with all black walls and creepy spider decorations, you know they’re feeling spooky and mysterious. it’s like a whole new level of emotional intelligence in minecraft, dude.

so, if you wanna join this server and become an emotion-reading master in minecraft, come on over and join us! who knows, you might even discover hidden emotions you never knew existed. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	188898	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for special edd Minecraft Server?

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Special Ed is a hip hop artist and rapper known for his unique style and witty lyrics. With a career spanning over two decades, Special Ed first rose to fame in the late 1980s with his debut album “Youngest in Charge.” Known for hits like “I Got It Made” and “The Mission,” Special Ed has remained a staple in the hip hop community with his thought-provoking lyrics and smooth delivery. Over the years, he has continued to release music and collaborate with other artists, solidifying his place as a legendary figure in the genre.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W

Age Progression, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Boring, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Gods, Greek, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Lore, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, Mythology, Nations, Nonp2w, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Quests, Roleplay, Serene Seasons, Server, server pack, SiegeWar(s), SoftResets, Supplementaries, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

Helios Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Modded + Plugin
Favorite Plugins	McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, SiegeWars, Balanced Economy
Favorite Mods	MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, Supplementaries, and more
Age Progression System	Roleplay-based with soft reset feature

FAQs:

How does the Age Progression system work?	The server has a roleplay-based age progression system where different ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Changes occur based on the server community’s influence.
Do I lose all my progress during an Age change?	The server uses a “soft reset” system, so you will not lose all your progress. The extent of the reset depends on the specific age and its features.
What can players do on the server?	Players can build towns and nations, control resources, create governments, survive challenges, build structures, and more. Player engagement and collaboration are the main goals of the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more information on how to join. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate at least 4GB RAM.
Is there a specific modpack for the server?	Yes, you can use the Helios Server Pack modpack for direct access to the server’s mods and plugins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WAAA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	6230

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.