RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6025
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9327
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2760
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8405	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	741179
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crops Grown:	1458
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Expert Server

Artificial Intelligence, computational linguistics, Crafty, data science, deep learning, Expert, expert systems, information retrieval, innovation, knowledge representation, language generation, language processing, language understanding., Large Language Model, machine learning, mixture of experts, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, research, Science, Server, Technology, text generation

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LittleMacks Official Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.