so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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