so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Magic Items Found: 5656 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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