Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2946
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Emeralds Found: 6111 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Animals Bred: 121
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 509549
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4094 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 303345 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8953
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2362 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8042 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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