Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3850 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6603 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 150 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 478 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Crops Grown: 4564
    Star Shards Collected: 152 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 79 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dimension Hops: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 8579
    Gods Slained: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Items Found: 1742
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5482
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3571
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2168 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 901071
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Animals Bred: 154
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2465
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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