Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 155
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Animals Bred: 172 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 143 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4966
    Villages Defended: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Zombie Dances: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 176

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 112 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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