come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 8578
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Farms Harvested: 914
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8986
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 7735 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Auto Drive Craft Fun

    Auto Drive Craft Fun
    are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

    imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

    so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4792 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SkyArch

    SkyArch

    Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Farms Harvested: 542 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

    But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

    So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

    The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

    MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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